Sunday, April 4, 2010

If I were...

Originally posted: If I were...


If I were a month, I’d be September.


If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 6:00am.


If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.


If I were a sea animal, I’d be ....
If I were a direction, I’d be North.


If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookshelf.


If I were a liquid, I’d be Diet Coke.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ....

If I were a tree, I’d be a ....

If I were a tool, I’d be an ice pick.

If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.


If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a foggy fall day.


If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a flute.

If I were a color, I’d be gray.

If I were an emotion, I’d be ambivalence.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a starfruit.


If I were a sound, I’d be white noise.


If I were an element, I’d be As.


If I were a car, I’d be a Jetta.


If I were a food, I’d be vinegar.


If I were a place, I’d be a concrete park.


If I were a material, I’d be soft.

If I were a taste, I’d taste like ice cream cake.

If I were a scent, I’d be lavendar vanilla.


If I were an animal, I’d be an otter.

If I were an object, I’d be a railing.


If I were a body part, I’d be the elbow.


If I were a facial expression, I’d be a :P.


If I were a song, I’d be <3


If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be chucks.

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