If I were...

Originally posted: If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be September.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 6:00am.

If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be ....
If I were a direction, I’d be North.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookshelf.

If I were a liquid, I’d be Diet Coke.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ....

If I were a tree, I’d be a ....

If I were a tool, I’d be an ice pick.

If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a foggy fall day.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a flute.

If I were a color, I’d be gray.

If I were an emotion, I’d be ambivalence.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a starfruit.

If I were a sound, I’d be white noise.

If I were an element, I’d be As.

If I were a car, I’d be a Jetta.

If I were a food, I’d be vinegar.

If I were a place, I’d be a concrete park.

If I were a material, I’d be soft.

If I were a taste, I’d taste like ice cream cake.

If I were a scent, I’d be lavendar vanilla.

If I were an animal, I’d be an otter.

If I were an object, I’d be a railing.

If I were a body part, I’d be the elbow.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a :P.

If I were a song, I’d be <3

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be chucks.